Showing posts with label tempehead. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tempehead. Show all posts

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Khir Tempehead: Trying to be relevant in absentia

First off I would like to congratulate Tan Sri Khalid Ibrahim and the PR government in the annual budget session and debate and Puterabatu would like to wish the Selangor Dato' Menteri Besar and his men (and women of course!) good luck and may Allah SWT guide you all.
I am confident that everyone in Selangor (except for Mickey Tempe and the rest of his casting crew! - hereinafter referred to as the "Tempes" vocalised as "temp - pays") It is fine if the state coffers run dry due to appeasing the Rakyat and allowing the Rakyat of Selangor to feel some form of extravagance that they damn well deserve; instead of using it for travel, tours, golf shindigs and other forms of entertainment for these Tempes.

Tan Sri Dato' Menteri Besar - so far the Rakyat and a substantial part of the Tempes in this state is very impressed of your stewardship of the State. Although both the Federal Government and all other Tempe states have found the global economic problems as a convenient blacksheep to blame for not appeasing the Rakyat, Selangor (along with Penang) has introduced the free water policy and have consistently applied the same although the global economic effects are also felt here in swinging Selangor.
The CEO-like administration has brought a sense of discipline to the State - previously reknowned for extravagant expenses and white elephants brought by the BN tempeheads before Pakatan rule.
We ask for more benefits like the water allowance, which has a direct impact to the people of Selangor. Examples may be like the abolition of tolls under state rule, exemption of trading licenses and fees for hawkers and pasar malam traders as well as introducing an escalating percentage discount of assessment and quit rent rates for families of 5 members or more.
Personally I also would like YAB Tan Sri Dato' Menteri Besar to ransack JAIS and change the Tauliah questionairre to be more open and not restrictive in the name of Islamic Da'wah. I also call for the appointment of Saari Sungib for the post of Islamic Affairs portfolio and Hassan Ali for a new scope called the Summer Camp Exco where his years of experience would indeed assist in the promulgation of programmes reminiscent of the National Service Camps but without the fatalities.
We are confident of your skills and your people-centric policies and please continue with the good work. Today (15 Nov 2009) is the PKR Selangor Convention and may constructive criticism be conveyed minus the vile words uttered by UMNO members during the infamous cow-head issue.
For your entertainment, I have finished the latest poster for the original tempehead in hell. You can print and use it as a backdrop for the convention. I give you my permission.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Elli Wong: Khir, do your worst!

According to Malaysiakini's report today 15/4/09, he welcomed Elizabeth Wong's offer to continue her office and her role as the State Representative for Bukit Lanjan, and he mentioned that he will use this as a political issue to comment on the morality of Pakatan assemblypersons.

I say go for it Khir, go and dig your own grave. Your extravagance, pompousness and arrogance will confirm your date with political oblivion come the next general elections.

Not only you seem to enjoy immunity from prosecution by the MACC or the AG (that includes your wife!) you also defended your excursions to all the various Disneylands in the planet saying that 'you will pay' for all the dough paid by PNSB to finance you and your family's 'first class all the way' vacation.
The more you use Elli's issue, the more alienated will you and your racist organisation that is UMNO be from the Rakyat. You fail to understand the protection Islam accords to the individual - regardless of race, and you unashamedly announce to the world that not only are you insensitive to the suffering of Elli but you are willing to use her suffering as political mileage. Conveniently enough to divert attention from your Disneyland 'technical' travels.

I am announcing an online offer to the readers of this post. If anyone wants to buy please do let me know. I hope that by the time the next general elections begin, we can campaign house to house whilst wearing that hat. Please refer to the picture as enclosed and pick your fancy!
I will be taking the Mickey out of the son of Toyo. Let's see if that smarts!